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The skinniest legends 

“The skinniest legends” is a group chat composed on instagram by fat people. They released 3 singles up from their upcoming self titled album “the skinniest legends”, one of them being “Deco bitches” which received 10 platinum plaques and topped the instagram explore page. The group chat is currently run by : “@60sdeath”, “@radiocola”,”@pastventura”,”@tropicodaze”, deactivated account “@moteldeath”, “@lizzystrailer” ,”@sleepingwithwitches”,”@lolitaslolly”,”@ridingtheride”,”@lanadelrey and her @honeymoon account” , as well as “@70s.delrey”,”@highbyethebeach”,”@tropicobaby”,”@lanaismybestfriend”,”@gayjailer”,”@lustforfroots” , “@missborntolose”, “@groupielover” and “@delreydisease”.
•“Mom, can i preorder the skinniest legends album?, its 10,99 dollars!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”
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The Skinner 

While in missionary possition; Using one's pubic region to apply pressure upon the clitoris, while slowly rolling one's hips.
Brad can't get rid of Emily since he used The Skinner on her.
The Skinner by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

the skinner 

Type of sexual position in which you doggy style a girl with only one leg while you beat her in the back/head with her prosthetic leg.
Mark went to the special olympics and pick up a fit one legged runner and brought her back to his house. Dude that guy totally skinned that girl.

the spinny helicopter 

When you stick a toy helicopter up your girlfriends butt, and push her acrossed the floor screaming " WE'RE GOING DOWN HOUSTON"
I performed The Spinny Helicopter on the bae, and she was goin down

The spinny thing with the baskets

My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”

Even the skinniest dog has fleas 

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

Skinning the Sausage 

"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."