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The Monkey Fucking The Skunk 

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

Spank the albino snake 

What alec does when he goes home after school

got the stank on 

1) the post-coital vaginal smell that remains, albeit subtely, on a man's body, even after showering, for several days. This smell, undetected by the human nose, serves as an aphrodesiac and thus attracts more women to whoever "has the stank on" them.

2) a hot streak with the ladies resulting from "the stank" being on one's body
1) You'd better go out tonight, you've got the stank on you!

2) He's been on-fire lately. Looks like he's still got the stank on him!
got the stank on by djshanrock September 24, 2009

the shank 

The best movie ever made. "the shawshnk redemtion" or 'the shank' for short.
Andy dufraine gets raped in the shank...its a major plot point.
the shank by Tom Petersen August 11, 2006

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Wank the Shank by Rianon May 6, 2018

Letting The Stank Out 

1. (verb) When two people are having sex in a car and one opens the window
2. When you fart and a car and open the window
A term coined by Cleveland Brown from Family Guy
Prostitute: Oh yeah baby I'm so wet!
Man: Hold on sweetie I'm letting the stank out.