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If the shoe fits, wear it 

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".
Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.
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throwing the shoe 

A saying which expresses the action of helping someone take a step further in life, a project, etc.
By giving her those notes, he's really throwing the shoe for her. There's no way she'll fail now!

breads in the shoe 

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'
person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe
breads in the shoe by fieldzz March 27, 2011

apple pie and the shoe bangers 

Music group consisting of union members EZE and Evan.
laura cant wait for the new apple pie and the shoe bangers cd. (coming probably never)

Knights of the Shoe 

An evil organization hell-bent on worldwide destruction! Based in Bergen County Academies, their arch-enemies are the Knights of the Ring, who somehow defeat them every time they engage in combat.
The vast evil armies of the Knights of the Shoe were easily defeated by the Knights of the Ring

the shoe 

An alternate phrase for the shit. Commonly used by Mormon and other teens who cannot use profanity. This is similar to a Profanity Loophole.
the shoe by BasharTeg July 28, 2003

The shoe horn 

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.
When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!
The shoe horn by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011