"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.
it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
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Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"
Bill: "How do you feel"
Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"
Bill: "How do you feel"
Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
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shitting through the teeth
"Where's Joe?"
"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."
"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"
"Where's Joe?"
"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."
"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"
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