A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.
Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”
Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”
Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”
Center: *shits*
Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”
Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”
Center: *shits*
Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
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