seagulls

People, especally children, who come into resturants and are loud, annoying, and leave shit all over the place. This more fits children the the single digit age because they're usually in swarms and have little to no grace while eatting food.

"I can't believe how much trash i have to clean up from this table, it's all the seagulls fault."

by hailsatan February 12, 2006

Seagull

Rugby term, slang

A forward, usually tight forward who drifts too wide, and plays half the game at second-five. Of no use to the forward pack as a whole. Usually the domain of arrogant pricks who want to make the highlight reels.

See Showpony

Jason Eaton's a skillful guy, but he's fuckin seagull. Play tighter you girl's blouse.

by Andy 79 May 30, 2006

Seagull

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

by Dan December 02, 2004

Seagull

Thieving and shitting assholes

1: Some robber came in and had diarrhoea!
2: Wow, he's such a Seagull

by Totally didn't make this post July 21, 2022

seagulling

seagulled

to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled

by redvynal July 17, 2003

Seagulls

Excessive annoying nagging from your girlfriend; The behavior exibited when a woman, in most cases your girlfriend, gets upset with you and screeches at you non-stop for the duraton of her fit, or more than 5 minutes; the tone of voice a woman has when she is nagging at a man.

Man, I'll call you back Im getting seagulls on the other line.

Dude, I got seagulls up the ass last night for not calling my girlfriend back.

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 02, 2004

seagull

slang word for cocaine
"cah cah" is the sound a seagull makes and is used as a shortened form of the word cocaine

"Hey man, I hear there's a lot of seagull around."

by Angelinnnnna August 16, 2007