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The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!
Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.
by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010
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The Becca Scale

A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.
"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."
by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009
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The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.
The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15
by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
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7.4 on the Rectum scale

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"
Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!
by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007
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Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.
"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".
by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009
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The Woke Scale

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
by humblemike October 6, 2019
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the ball scale of trippyness

It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls
man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs
by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008
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