Sweat the pipe

Jacking off, masturbating, pleasing ones self

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well

by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

give someone a bang on the pipes

A phone call

I'll give someone a bang on the pipes tomorrow at 3 pm and ask them if they can help.

by Beary 🐻 November 8, 2020

Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005

Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008

snip the pipe

When a mans cum pipe is snipped and tied to stop semen being released

I went to the doctors today they sure did snip the pipe if you get what I mean

by Twiggy222 May 24, 2014