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next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
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taking it to the next level

When you shove a massive banoonis up someones ass.
You: Im gonna to be taking it to the next level bitch!
Bitch: Go for it faggot !
You: Ok wheres my banoonis !
Bitch: Oh... Fuck
by PoopChute69 October 7, 2014
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next level hoe shit

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017
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Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
by BCH Resident November 16, 2011
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Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.
Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING
by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013
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That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.
Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish
by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012
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Next level babe

When your partner says something that's hectic
Blake"Summer wanna hear what an alabama hot pocket is?" Summer" Next level babe!!"
by Mallardmc January 12, 2022
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