Rumble In The Jungle

The feeling that comes on just before having to move your bowels.

Having eaten all of that Mexican food I immediately felt a rumble in the jungle and needed to find a bathroom.

by Dave Landino September 23, 2004

the jungle

A book by Upton Sinclair, depicting the horrors of the American Meatpacking Industry during the late 19th century.

The Jungle was a very controversal book, that the president himself took action to regulate the way food is processed in America

by d'fo March 24, 2004

Napalming the Jungle

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

by PHENN November 12, 2012

Napalm the jungle

Putting hot sauce on your food to prevent women from picking off your plate (especially when they order a salad or other 'lite choice').

Jane wanted some of my chicken last night, but luckily I napalm the jungle before I eat so she won't want it.

by gtarget February 3, 2012

In the jungle.

When a person in the restaurant industry is absolutely busy beyond any of their capabilities they are no longer, "in the weeds" they are, "in the jungle".

I have ten mojitos to make and I need to greet twelve new guests. Sweet baby jesus I am in the jungle.

by Harbinger187 August 26, 2014

welcomed to the jungle

when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.

Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey's house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.

by calcifer111 August 20, 2010

the jungle

when a man has so much hair on his back or chest

that man at the pool had the jungle

by sdhfkFHDSHFdshflsDHFGefaighaui January 20, 2009