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the joke

a doctrine directed towards the legendary guys group of peace, it was written within minutes with the genius and corrupted mind of lehman, one of the creators of the acid joke, its a 16 page book about the journey of a lawnmower, turkey, and mailbox, and a jew, a birchfuck, and bubookachluck. hilarious story, there is only two existing files and no chance of reproduction, the synch was lost a long time ago.
we are the only ones who have read the joke.
by imamonster December 30, 2007
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the joke

by thejokemaster November 22, 2019
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The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.
Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.
by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011
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that was the joke Ted

You say this when somebody blatantly states the meaning of a joke that everybody got.

It comes from the episode of Family Guy when Peter becomes friends with Lois's father.
Carter: "Ace high or low"
Peter: "It goes both ways."
*everybody laughs*
Ted Turner: "like a bisexual"
Peter: "That was the joke Ted."
by McNooget April 16, 2010
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Ross the joke

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke because you just made the joke not funny?
by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018
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the joker

a drink created by me and my degenerate friends. it consists of 1/3 bacardi 151, 1/3 wild turkey 101 proof, and red bull. order this at a bar and depending on your weight u should be blacked out within 3 to 5 drinks.
I had one too many jokers last night that i ended up waking up next to two of the fatest girls i have ever seen in my life. the joker ruined my life
by master p 397 February 24, 2009
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The Joker

The Joker as used in sexual reference:

The act of removing a tampon at the string by mouth from a womans vagina while on her period. Once removed, the bloody tampon is swung back and forth by the string "while still in the teeth" as if shaking your head "no."

The blood like smile/outline from ear to ear that is left behind is know as "The Joker."
(Similar to the make-up smile on the Joker)
That girl was down for ANYTHING last night!
She even let me perform The Joker on her...
by Indetrucks March 4, 2011
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