Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

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jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

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jerk in the box

Just an enhanced version of calling someone a jerk. this word combines "jerk" and "jack in the box" to create "jerk in the box", how creative.

why you gotta be a jerk in the box!??

by Sunny-D42 November 12, 2006

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The Slim Shady Jerk off

The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.

Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it

by Marshall maners October 24, 2018

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The ISIS Circle Jerk

When you and a few friends make a circle and jerk each other off, and afterwords cut off each others penises and begin to put ketchup on them and slowly eat them when receiving anal from another partner.

Billy: Want to have a "The ISIS Circle Jerk"
Friends: ALL HELL YEAH

by Niggerhunter101 May 24, 2016

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