pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006

Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

pullin the goalie

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper

“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

“The keeper’s just eaten!”

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

by nicklby October 20, 2012

snow the goalie

to pull out and blow your load all over the chick's crotchular region (aka "the crease")

No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.

She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.

My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.

by mehoff15 November 2, 2009

pull the goalie

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

by breakwall January 14, 2005