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The Perfect Girlfriend 

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Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.
My love, is the perfect girlfriend.
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The best girlfriend in the world 

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“Skylar”
The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.
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the girlfiend • the girlfriend effect • the girlfriends • The Girlfriend Buff • The Girlfriend Complex • The Girlfriend Experience • The Girlfriend Experiment • The Girlfriend Experiment II • The girlfriend phenomenon • The girlfriend test

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You 

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a manga about this one guy named rentarou and his incredible gigachad rizz. his sheer strength and power far surpasses any mid ordinary self insert cookie cutter spineless weak harem mc. oh yeah and he also has girlfriends ig
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You has a wide cast of characters who all somehow have their own fair share of screentime and characterisation, including the thirsty one, the tsundere one, the cute one, the cool one, the drugs one, the billionaire one, the hangry one, the maid one, the masochist one, the beautiful one, the shy one, Rentarou’s cousin, the American one, the country one, the sus one, the grandma one, the age regressor one, the gyaru one, the chuuni one, the second maid one, the drunk one, the violent one, the numberphile one, the capoeira one, the kitty one, the Oshi No Ko one, the gothic lolita one, the clingy one, the doomer one and more.
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National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day 

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April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
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National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day 

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April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
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Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher 

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A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.
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National fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day 

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It that's one day of the year where you fuck your girl in the most romantic place on earth. The school stairwell. This day occurs on April 18.
Hey babe you wanna it's national fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day. Wanna fuck
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