by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019
Get the North garlandmug. by Saramishawn October 26, 2020
Get the Merrick Garlandmug. One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”
by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022
Get the Dark Garlandmug. by eAST sIDE hOMEBOY October 5, 2008
Get the EAST GARLAND mug. A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.
Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.
by cydedish February 25, 2014
Get the Ass Garlandmug. to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.
by Who? October 4, 2004
Get the doctor garlandmug. A phenomenon that occurs when someone creates a facebook poll for an event and fails to turn up themselves.
by Author Bragg June 15, 2018
Get the Garland effectmug.