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The Water Fountain 

Whilst having intercourse with your partner kneel down as if you are preparing for a blowjob and sneakily pull out a razer blade and slice your partners ballsack. Causing his sperm (and blood) to fall down like a water fountain.
I was chillin with my homie and he started going on a tangent about how his girl gave him The Water Fountain

The Fecal Fountain 

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

The ultimate cock fountain 

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain