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five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016
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Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.
boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry
by marktrottman November 26, 2007
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by pickleman_5000 March 29, 2026
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