by Chad C. October 19, 2007
To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).
As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.
by thatoneguyfromthe90s December 29, 2016
This term comes from the world of MMORPG gaming, or more specifically World of Warcraft, the most famous of the genre. In these types of games players normally must complete quests to gain experience, money, items, or all three. Normally, a player would have to kill somebody, slaughter groups of monsters, or collect things for a quest giver, however in a fedex quest, all that you have to do to reap the rewards of the quest are to walk around and talk to people and possibly give them items. Players normally love these types of quests because they are essentially free xp and money.
Gamer Nerd 1: Man, you gotta get in on this Legend of Stalvan quest, I've killed like two people and I somehow have like 10000 xp from talking to people! I love fedex quests!
Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.
Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.
by mrah! May 29, 2006
A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"
by XxReaper454xX January 20, 2011
Someone who fucks people's moms. Repayment to the son usually consists of picking a package from the back of the truck. One might assume this is because his mom is always handling the FedEx Guy's package...
by Arcisez May 10, 2007
Definition of a FedEx Baby is a baby who is left on the doorstep by a unexpected Guardian. Or legal parent
by CruzanGabrielle August 1, 2014
When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.
Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex
by geo_rube November 2, 2010