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The Electric Fence

A sexual act where a man and a woman are having sex. While she is riding him, just at the moment she’s about to climax he hits her with a taser and they both get a wonderful electric surprise.

That girl wants it so bad that she’d probably do an electric fence!
Hey bro, this girl was so sick she didn’t even get mad when I did the Electric fence!
by Blongsta December 6, 2019
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the electric slide

Using rubbing alcohol as anal lube while blasting "The Electric Slide" so loud that the neighbors can hear it. The combination of alcohol and extreme soundwaves make for quite the stimulating enema. Not limited to any specific sexual orientation. After all everybody poops. "You can feel it, IT'S ELECTRIC!!"
Me and (insert name) got so hammered last night we did the electric slide until 4am, then totally shit all over the place!!!
by Obnubilater March 13, 2008
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don't whiz on the electric fence!

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.
ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*
by timpacalypse February 21, 2009
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the electric chair

A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.
Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.
by Yosemite slam November 10, 2013
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The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019
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The Electric Eel

When you take a taser and electrocute a woman’s vagina before immediately penetrating it with your penis.
Dude i did the electric eel with my girl last night!
by Sal_is_god January 21, 2019
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The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.
This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.
by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019
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