Home Depot

The Mexican Employment Agency

Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"

by Epif en tree December 9, 2008

tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.

Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.

by ellen schnurbusch January 4, 2009

Home Depot

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

by Scuba fucking steve October 4, 2003

Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

by RamboLurch November 12, 2009

Home Depot

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

by LAcrasher00 February 14, 2009

home-depot

(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

by dinachka7 December 14, 2008

Home Depot

A place (club, bar, etc.) full of tools.

There were so many douchebag tools coming out of the club... frickin' Home Depot tonight.

by heavyweightboxer October 27, 2011