Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

The Budapest Brakes by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022

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Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train

A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning

In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"

Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train by Iceguy June 5, 2015

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Paying for the braces

Pretentious bars and/or pubs that sell ridiculously overpriced "craft" beers. Usually staffed by Hipsters sporting mock 1920's uniforms including braces.

Tried out that new bar in town last night. Won't go back, I was just paying for the braces.

Paying for the braces by MonkeeMagic October 15, 2015

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nip to the braes

the promise of a very short timebound trip that inevitably becomes an event that far surpasses even paddy boot’s expectations

“its a bank holiday this weekend so i’m off to the co-op for a dozen loaves of bread… i’m gonna nip to the braes for a half on the way back”

(12 hours later, wakes up in spearchuckers to the sound of guitar playing)

nip to the braes by templegate April 1, 2023

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