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The Big Gay Theory

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There is a theory that the BIG GAY is actually a virus that was released by the Gay Bomb created by the Crystal Queers back in WWII. The virus would make its host hallucinate, making the host think that the same gender is actually the opposite. But it doesnt make the host hallucinate a woman or man, it makes them hallucinate a hard to tell crossdresser also known as a trap. And because of this, it makes the host a Big Gay hence the virus being called the G-Virus aka the Gay-Virus. It is also known that the G-Virus makes the hand you use to masterbate the most and makes it into a fap hand sandwitch and it also makes it sentient. It also grows a large eyeball, acting as the arm's eyes to watch you sleep and masterbate.
ex:
Person 1: Bro have you ever heard about The Big Gay Theory?
Person 2: Isn't that a sho-
*Gay Bomb Explodes out of nowhere*
*The G-Virus infects both of them*
Person 1: Man is that a hot japanese school girl?
Person 2: Is that a hot japanese cheerleader?
Person 1: Lets have sex right now.
*removes trousers*
*sees pee pee*
Person 1: Its actually a boy and thats gay but its face looks like a girl so it doesnt make me gay!
*after long Big Gay sex*
*realizes they dont actually look like grills*
Person 1: Oh no I have space aids.
Person 2: Oh no I am the Big Gay.
by Faggottini Holocaust February 1, 2019
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ricochet the big gay

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Friend- You're gay lmao
You- Ricochet the big gay
*Friends head explodes instantly and an anime girl appears and sucks your dick*
by homosexual'nt July 10, 2018
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When you masturbate against a woman's face while wearing rainbow underwear and calling her Steve as you ejaculate in her eyes.
She threw glitter on me, so I gave her The Big Gay last night.
by LuciferDictionary June 18, 2018
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The Big Game

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The name media companies give to the SuperBowl because the NFL will sue the ever living shit out of anyone that uses their trademarks.
Hey Tom, are you coming to the churches The Big Game party

Why don't you just call it the church SuperBowl party?

Because Last year the NFL sued gods house of worship for using their trademark!!
by holy guacomole August 23, 2019
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A disease that is usually found within people named Connor
by Joe Father December 12, 2019
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The big gay is a disease you get were you become gay. This disease is also called “the big homo.” The only cure is when a doctor puts a needle in your pp whole. However, there’s only a 25% chance it will be cured.

Fun Fact: deisel patches has the big gay/homo
Doctor: you have been diagnosed with the big gay aka the big homo

Daddy deisel: oh no...
by Idk263772728 March 19, 2020
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The Big Gay is when a naked old man stares at you, crouching down in the closet while wanking himself. This is only referred when he approaches you and strangles you. It's almost as if an asteroid field has hit Uranus.
"I always laugh when people talk about dick, because dick is gay. Meaning, if you have a big dick, you have the big gay."
by The biggest gay jr. October 25, 2018
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