james barret

likes hitman

omg does he have a sexual attraction to agent 47, he must me a james barret

by gtx haver February 26, 2022

Barret

Barret is man who usually pays the mom because he is too stupid to realize the kid he is raising is not his.

"Barret's kid" is cute

by Honkkey November 16, 2021

Barret bite

When you put your thumb behind the charging handle of a barret 50cal sniper rifle and send it, ripping your thumb half way off.

Yes the person writing this has endured a barret bite.

by Moobearcankletops May 7, 2024

Lolland and Barret

When something is just so hilarious you must stuff your face with discount whey protein and cod liver oil to stop the laughter.

Clarke: "wha da dily yo? brudda, what'sgoin' down?"

Fred: "hmmmhhhhmmhhh"

Jamal: "He can't jive boy! his mouth full o' ta da brim wit

sheeit. he just had uh mad case o' Lolland and Barret. Don't make me shank ya na!"

Clarke: "Sheeeeeeit! just like mammy."

by biggarygraham January 12, 2011

The Barret

receiving oral sex from an amateur one day, and then the same person a second day in a row.

Barret met this girl on friday, and totally got 'The Barret!'

by Detriadsfkjlasdfjklas November 9, 2010

Barret Gelinske

Barret Gelinske is a UIMK. UIMK stands for Un-Intelligent Mental Kid

Barret Gelinske is a "Rooster".

by ChickenCock42 December 9, 2018

Barret Boy

Retarded 13/14 year old 'hard' lads.
They appear to have got it in to their heads they are from 'da hood' and are 'da business'...unfortunately not.
They use words such as;
Beef, Lid, Grok, Maaaate nd other worthless crap..please don't copy these fools.

Barret Boy#1- Goin up de park dis weekend to get stoned, yehhhh lid.
BB#2- Yehhh lid, nd we'll get pissed n ev.
Normal Person- *Rolls Eyes* For fuck sake..do you actually think your hard?!
BB#2- *Starts Going ooo Like A Tard* You startin a Beef, lid

by Aimee Stone December 15, 2008