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A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
by bojzzle February 18, 2011
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to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training
Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"
by David Goggins August 15, 2022
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a meme that refers to a r34 image of alvin and the chipmunks getting oral sex from the chipettes
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard who's getting the best head?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently Theodore is getting the best fucking head.
Guy 1: Yeah, what a bruh moment...
by PerpsloH September 24, 2019
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(Noun) A drinking game that consists of at least two people or more. One participant will start to say, the phrase, "Who's Got the Dick?" while snapping their fingers on the upbeat of every whole note in 4/4 tempo. The other players, in unison, will then respond by pointing to the person who is closest to them and then shout "(-insert person's name who is closest-)'s Got the Dick!". Finally, the player who is the next closest (who has not yet said "Who's Got the Dick?" yet) will say "Who's Got the Dick?" and the cycle repeats.
At the party, they decided to play Who's Got the Dick?.
by McCrapper March 25, 2013
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who's the boss

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when a male is ready to ejaculate while doin it doggie style, he asks,"who's the boss?" Thereafter he gives his bitch a donkey punch and says,"tony fuckin danza!"
male: ah.ahh.who's the boss?
female: huh?
male: <punch>tony fucking danza!
by dubdub December 10, 2003
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A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'
"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"
by chris5 September 29, 2006
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