Around the world wedgie

When you are given a wedgie in the front, back and sides, and sometimes tucked in your shoulders so it seems like you're wearing an underwear t-shirt.

When I was 14, 4 friends decided to gave me an Around the world wedgie. Everyone who saw me thought I aws wearing an underwear t-shirt.

by Wedgiieer April 18, 2010

Choke the Homies Wednesday

Every Wednesday you surprise the homies with a loving choke

Jim walked up to Bob

Jim chokes Bob
Bob moans

Jim exclaims Choke the Homies Wednesday

by Choking dem homies December 19, 2021

The Gay Wedgie

This particular action is very complex, common and often committed accidentally.
So The Bum Cum aka The Gay Wedgie is when a Male is masturbating and as he reaches his climax and ejaculates he accidentally without realizing cums into his own underwear. Being oblivious to what has just happened the individual pulls his underwear up with an awkward warm sensation onhis behind.
In other words cum all over your own Ass!

"Dude I was just jackin' off to this totally Gnarly guy called Chuck Norris and I gave myself The Bum Cum aka The Gay Wedgie!!"

by KJizzed May 29, 2009

The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.

I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.

by j-bbam August 25, 2011

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

by Ryan December 15, 2004