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Wahtillian the Tourtise

Wahtillian is a sexy beast
by Ian May 21, 2003
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the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining
bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim
by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021
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The Triwizard Tournament

When you vomit, cum and shit yourself all at the same time.
I experimented with The Triwizard Tournament and then blamed on my grandad.
by Subi10@hotmail.com July 31, 2014
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Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament

Year after year in the Big East mens basketball tournament gamblers frequently are perplexed by the outcomes of the some of the games. A simple theory can be followed to help you handicap the games in the tournament -- pick the team with the most relevant player(s) from New York City. This theory is derived from Levance Fields, a point guard on the Pittsburgh Panthers basketball team who led his team to a Big East Championship in 2008. He grew up in Brooklyn, NY and played at Xaverian High School and hit big shot after big shot to lead Pitt to a Big East Crown.
In 2011, Kemba Walker from the Bronx, New York led Connecticut to a Big East Title by winning 5 games in 5 days. Kemba was the most relevant player in the Big East Tournament and led his team to not only 5 straight victories but also 5 straight wins against the spread thus proving the Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament.
by Unitcrusher6000 March 30, 2011
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Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
by Taenun August 12, 2022
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The house cup tournament

The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students. One student from each of the houses will complete a series of dangerous tasks. The winner would not only win the cup, he would win eternal glory. If I remember correctly, the house cup tournament was disbanded after one semester when one of the students died. Don't worry, it was a Hufflepuff.
Quirrell: The house cup tournament is a time-honored tradition, but where does this competition come from and what are the roots of the competition?

Hermione Granger: The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students.

Quirrell: That was a rhetorical question.
by Hermione Stranger June 27, 2012
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Touring the 3rd Floor

When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.
Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were
by The Wandering Man September 2, 2009
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