Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

termite joe

a fat kid that sits at the back of the class and picks at his desk also loves wood in his mouth

fat kids at the back of the class. termite joe

by adhgcvhkjbvfbhuji March 1, 2010

Termite Mouth

When a girl is hot but as soon as she start talking, her voice or words make the "wood" go away.

That girls is as long as she doesn't talk. She's got Termite mouth

by JSizzle21 October 2, 2014

Termite Bubbler

A gay jew who lives on the upper west side of town.

Man, that gay jew over there lives on the upper west side.
What a Termite Bubbler.

by phteven September 5, 2016

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them

Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic

by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016

mental termites

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.

Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023