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Tiger By The Tail

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1. An idiom referring to a situation where you're screwed no matter what you do; if you're literally holding a tiger by the tail, it won't attack you - until you let go of its tail. But you have to let go in order to run from it, and it WILL chase you down.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.
I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022
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Bring out the tail

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Bringing out the best vibes for the function. Only used when something lit is about to happen. Like if you were hanging out with a guy with a butt-plug fox tail, but he's also the most lit person in the entire universe.
"Bro, we're hitting the fucking bars tonight bring out the tail."
by strain.fox April 19, 2024
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jiggle the mouse tail

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trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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Tickling the Dragons tail refers to:
1. Doing something very dangerous that you may/may not get away with. Sometimes the dragon wins.
2. The origin of this phrase came out of the USA Manhattan project to develop the atomic bomb. Nuclear scientists would induce ever increasing levels of criticality - close to the point of a nuclear chain reaction - a very dangerous and lethal undertaking. The term "tickling the tail of a sleeping dragon" is accredited to the Nobel laureate Physicist Richard Feynman who was involved with the Manhattan project.
1. Pouring gasoline with a lit fag in your mouth is tickling the dragons tail.
2. Having random one-night-stand sex without a condom is tickling the dragons tail.

3. Secretly having sex with your wife's sister is tickling the dragons tail.
4. Using a screwdriver to separate beryllium and plutonium is tickling the dragons tail.
by kz5bw5 May 28, 2009
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Tickling the mouse tail

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trying to adjust mouse while jerking without using occupied hands
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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move the mouse tail

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trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."
by Jamey V. May 21, 2007
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