Stuart is a bitch
by Kolton Teeple December 6, 2017
Get the Stuartmug. texting or sexting girls who obviously do not like you and that also think that your a twat when your clearly homosexual
stuart love's stuarting
by ywenda October 14, 2011
Get the stuartingmug. by billy ricky james January 21, 2010
Get the stuartmug. An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.
Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH May 11, 2021
Get the Stuartmug. A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting
by topshaggerlol August 24, 2018
Get the Stuartmug. i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
by Andrew Charles Lloyd May 19, 2008
Get the Stuartmug. by Notawallpuncher January 3, 2019
Get the stuartmug.