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spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.
It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.
by Four Balls October 19, 2006
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Spit the Dummy

Australian Term: To indulge in a sudden display of anger or frustration; to lose one’s temper. The phrase is usually used of an adult, and the implication is that the outburst is childish, like a baby spitting out its dummy in a tantrum and refusing to be pacified. (Dummy is a pacifier)
'There's no reason for me to spit the dummy,' he said. 'Why do I have to be a rude cunt out of the car when I've demonstrated what I can do inside of it?'
by Aaron G. March 4, 2004
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spit the bit

to give up due to exhaustion. Originally a term referring to a tired horse that begins to run less aggressively, backing off on the "pull" a rider normally feels on the reins from an eager horse. Also used as a generic term for an exhausted horse.
"Yes, George, come in, come in. George, word up's you've been cracking under the pressure. Can't cope, can't stand the heat. Spit the bit." - George Steinbrenner, speaking to George Costanza on "Seinfeld".
by sully.d February 24, 2011
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Spit the Hot Fire

Describes the abillity to rap/freestyle with great proficiency and skill.
That very skillfull rapper can Spit the Hot Fire.
by Chris<Vicster> April 29, 2004
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spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.
When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it
by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006
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spit the fat

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.
I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!
by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007
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Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.
Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
by Invorta November 30, 2010
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