MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"
by Nobody1011 February 11, 2016
To be good at talking and indeed at convincing people to do your bidding through verbal means. Akin to the expression - "sell ice to the eskimos".
Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.
Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.
John: Wow that Henry certainly has a way with words...
Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.
Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.
by Kenwyne Jones May 03, 2010
The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)
Hey bro , I'll have a strawberry Scotsman
by gayostioporosis March 05, 2023
A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).
The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.
by wurly_45678 August 20, 2008
by Wise_old_wolf February 03, 2022
Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
by Gfield August 21, 2021
by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023