the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.

Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-

The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.

Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

by I'm past that. May 8, 2021

Theory of the Secret State

The concept that within the formal, constitutional structure of a government, a parallel, unaccountable, and permanent apparatus exists—often rooted in intelligence, military, and police agencies—that operates autonomously to protect what it defines as "state security," regardless of the elected government's policies. It is the deep state not as a conspiracy of individuals, but as an institutional zombie with its own mind, budget, and goals.

Example: According to the Theory of the Secret State, when an elected leader tries to radically alter foreign policy or reduce intelligence budgets, they are quietly stymied by leaks to the press, bureaucratic inertia, and even manufactured crises by career officials in agencies like the CIA or MI6, who believe they are the true guardians of the nation, above transient politicians.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of the Secret Nation

The hypothesis that within the borders of a recognized nation-state, a distinct "nation"—defined by shared bloodlines, esoteric beliefs, or initiation into secret societies—holds de facto sovereignty, controlling key levers of power while remaining invisible to the common citizenry. This group forms a parallel social hierarchy, intermarrying and operating through clandestine networks, considering themselves the true inheritors and rulers of the land, viewing the official state as a temporary administrative shell.

Example: Stories of the "Priory of Sion" or certain interpretations of the "Old Money" aristocracy reflect the Theory of the Secret Nation. It suggests that while France has a president, the true "France" is ruled by a hidden dynasty of Merovingian descendants, or that the United Kingdom is secretly steered by a council of initiated Freemasons who consider themselves the spiritual nation.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

The Terrible Secret Of Space

That is incorrect. It is the Pusher Robot who shoves around the blind people. I, the shover robot, push the bread down their throats.

by The shover robot September 13, 2003

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.

We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by h3jm4k December 1, 2003

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Do not trust the shover robot. Pushing is the answer. He has shoved many people, I have pushed many more.

Grandma has gone down the stairs

by Pusher Robot September 30, 2003