Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’

The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.

by Patriotic Leftie April 08, 2021

Rittenhouse Tears

Fake tears meant to evoke sympathy for the unsympathetic, often in a courtroom setting.

Kim Potter's Rittenhouse Tears fooled no one, and she was convicted of all charges

by DavidMacLuna December 23, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

Fake crying without actual tears

Person 1: I heard she caught him cheating.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he totally did a Kyle Rittenhouse afterwards.

by Posion Morbid November 14, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

The future co-owner of CNN and Washington Post alongside Nick Sandmann.

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse will try to help Nick Sandmann in taking care of CNN and Washington Post so one day they may reform and become what they have been claiming to be for their entire existence, news outlets.

by Idiot-Finder2 November 20, 2021

Rittenhouse Shot

A Rittenhouse shot is a reverse way of drinking. To do a Rittenhouse you need to have a chaser FOLLOWED by three shots.

Let's all do a Rittenhouse shot

by wolftone1916 November 24, 2021

Rittenhouse Shot

It's a chaser followed by three shots

Let's all do a Rittenhouse shot

by wolftone1916 November 25, 2021

Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.

"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"

by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021