Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

The_Purple_bunny

1. purple bunny: an very swolen vagina mainly and long intercours where the lips hang down like rabit ears and the little nose (clit) is barley visable.

1. that hooker had a purple bunny after i got done with her

by D Lee February 26, 2006

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens)

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens) is a really dope gang in GTA 5. You dress up as aliens, and you clash with the green gang. The green gang is shit.

Purple gang is the GOAT! 💜💜💜

The Purple Gang (The Purple Aliens)

by Gloomy Gamer Girl May 1, 2020

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

The Purple Party

A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.

Period I’m part of the purple party.

by PurplePartyFounder July 1, 2022

the purple horse

A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.

'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.

by richieblack September 3, 2016