The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

The Penis (eek!)

A song used mostly on cat videos such as "Fatass calico cats dancing" and more. It is a good song that really goes hard. This song slaps and I wish there was an extended version.

"I love The Penis (eek!)! I remember when someone showed it to me for the first time. It went so hard and made me feel so good!"

by GOOBER LOVER June 7, 2023

the penis man

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

The Penis Man has struck again!

by Dat Dude February 5, 2005

The Penis Game

A game where someone starts by shouting "Penis!" and waits for someone to answer his call with "Penis!". This is passed back and forth between any number of players. The last person to say "Penis!" wins.

Mostly played by varsity students.

Standing in front of a class, waiting for it to start, the Penis Game will make time fly!

by Wombat King September 21, 2005

The Penis Raptor

"The Penis Raptor" means to blow off inside a midget and grab their neck whispering "raptor attacker master whapper" and proceeding to choke them to death with your dick.

hey man guess what I summoned the penis raptor yesterday in that hoe and she bit my dick off and spit it into my mouth

by nebula49 December 31, 2020

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

the penis game

The penis game is a 2-6 player game created by the youtuber Baylen Levine. You stand in a crowded area then you and your friend take turns of saying the word 'penis' and you gradually get louder.

You: Let's play the penis game.
Friend: penis
You: penis
Friend: PENIS
You: PEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

by bbigbbarry January 8, 2022