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Sap O' The Morning Wood

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Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.
by Obloid July 1, 2014
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When you're holding a cat, or any small animal, and it backs onto your thumb, causing you to penetrate the animal.
Gavin had a Slip O' The Thumbs when he was holding Geoff's cat.
by AnusFace May 28, 2015
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1. Your current course of action or speech has no useful result.
2. Trifling and frivolous; idle: the futile years after an artistic peak.

Synonyms: futile, barren, bootless, fruitless, unavailing, useless, vain
These adjectives mean producing no result or effect.
Synonyms: futile, barren, bootless, fruitless, unavailing, useless, vain
These adjectives mean producing no result or effect: a futile effort; a barren search; bootless entreaties; fruitless labors; an unavailing attempt; a useless discussion; vain regrets.
by OPi3 March 3, 2004
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When DOA & OY OGz were cool.
Person 1: "Yo what happened to O To The Sev?"

Person 2 "Edot smoked with the opps, that ended their alliance"
by Jeviaun August 31, 2023
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The Standing O

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A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
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Known throughout the world as a dance or jig similar to that in the Charlie Brown cartoons. Performed by shuffling your feet back and forth while analyzing the ground (world). Can also be modified by spinning a basketball on the tip of your finger - resembling the world spinning on its axis.
I was making a supreme pizza at work and two fellas came in and instead of ordering proceeded to do the "o the world just keeps on spinnin".
by Vik Micheals May 26, 2006
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Sign O' the Times

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"Hey, what's your favourite Prince album?"

"Sign O' the Times!"
by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death November 8, 2020
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