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HeXeN ///: The Movie 

HeXeN /// is a great comedy starring Sharlto Copley as Daedolon, Cassandra Lynn as Marlene, and Gary Coleman as Gary. In it, Daedolon, some Duke Nukem type guy, goes postal on Johannesburg, with the help of his Uncle Brad (Brad Pitt), Marlene, and Gary. Neill Blomkamp, the coolest guy in Souf Afrika, shoots John Carmack in the balls. Daedolon and Marlene then go postal, then at the end, they hear that South Africa has blamed the shootings on India and the US, and will destroy them with nukular force. The US, in retaliation, has sent missiles out to Afrika, which are expected to hit in 2 minutes.
I just saw HeXeN ///: The Movie today. It was fokken lekker!
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mamma mia the movie 

A girl named Sophie is getting married to her fiance Sky at age 20 and she invites her three possible dads Sam, Bill and Harry to her wedding. Her mother Donna does not know who Sophie's dad is and is very surprised to see them at her hotel in Greece.

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THIS MOVIE HAS SOME LIT ASS ABBA SONGS IN IT !!
Person 1: what movie do you wanna watch?
Person 2: Mamma Mia the movie!

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie 

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:
chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:
chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

tom and jerry the movie 

what you just saw the movie well then you dont need to know not gonna tell ya
tom and jerry the movie is good but has flaws

Going to the movies 

if u wanna bang a girl and be discreet about it
"Yeah man, im going to the movies with her all this weekend, HELLS YEAH!!"