Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
by TexasLorax October 29, 2020
by RayIsNotHERO.!! June 28, 2023
by winnnnnnnnner99 December 07, 2016
by It’s pennywise November 06, 2023
Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 25, 2023
by youmightseemeagainormaybenot May 19, 2023
A ridiculously childish movie your boyfriend/ girl friend makes you watch because they had an insufficient childhood.
by _Mc.lovinn_ March 15, 2021