The Lizzie McGuire Experience

An experience you will have if you do way too much blow and PCP. Causes you to hallucinate and imagine a small animated reflection of yourself to prance around narrating your life.

Last night after a tooth rotting meth episode.
Me: blah, blah, blah BLAH. Blah, blah blah.
Mom: What the fuck IS that? An ant...or something?>
and that's the lizzie mcguire experience

by b-sol Unit 4 Realz Dogg west and east side fuck up North syyyduh! man! September 30, 2005

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Bleeding the lizzard

Taking a piss.

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011

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Depending on his mood, this creature can be big or small; public or private. He will come out of his cage and play when he is in a state of elation; and when depressed, he tends to stay hidden from the outside world. He doesn't always have to be depressed in order to hide; sometimes he just wants to be by himself and "hang out", so to speak. Sometimes he needs to be "private" - having not the urge, nor the desire, to be looked at, touched, kissed, have his picture taken, shake hands with Hillary Clinton, etc. The Lizard has been in many different places; generally wet areas. He often finds himself in "canals" of some sort, and in "mouths" of rivers. This tends to happen when The Lizard (or "Thick Lizzy" as he is nicknamed),has been drinking too much alcohol. The Lizard always wears a protective suit, however, when he swims in impure waters. Sometimes he just wants to put his feet in the water, without going all the way in...but most times, he thrusts right into the water and hits the ocean floor! In any event, Thick Lizzy is sure to get suited up...and that "suits" him just fine. (No pun intended).

Like many other creatures, The Lizard enjoys being petted - by women.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005