Kermit

A fucking green frog who loves drugs he is known to liking weed and coke,He has a human body too if you see him you would think you're on drugs,some people call Pepe Kermit's brother

-Timmy watches muppets and sees Kermit doing drugs-Timmy:I love this fucking show

by JustAFatPerson February 08, 2020

Kermit

That is the hottest man alive

“I’m go it Kermit out now”

by Yummy Supreme July 30, 2019

Kermit

A very needy doggo that needs his food. He loves Irish Spring soap and does weird rituals while around it. He is usually found crying in a corner. His wife is Peach and his older brother is Marbles. Cermet's birthday is June 20th. He is owned by his great mother, Jenna, and his step father, Julien. He is also known as Cermet to true fans.

Random Person on the street: Is that a Kermit?
Me: Yes, please send him soap :>

by i dont use this account June 13, 2018

kermit

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005

Kermit

A proud Somali butt-pirate who feeds the anuses of the underprivileged children of the world.

Wow Suleymaan is a Kermit.

by rufus9996 November 27, 2021

The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

by Kermitfrogging May 16, 2011

Kermit

The coolest most amazing frog in the world if u cant be like him need to die what ever he says go's

"whos that frog hes Kermit the coolest and most amazing frog in the world

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 21, 2020