The inner peace

Two birds one either side you put your thumbs in each bum and a finger in each punani then pinch each hand to become inner peace

Got two birds round and had the inner peace

by Alexthebadboy123 November 4, 2020

The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

the inner machinations of my mind

an enigma

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

by anguslazy November 24, 2024

murdering the innocent

What black ppl love doing

"Aye bruh I'm just capp dat faggot ass elderly white boy. I luhhhhh murdering the innocent bruh" -jarmelquavious freeman circa 2019

by What name hasn't been used yet December 19, 2023

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

The Law of In-N-Out

The law which defines that whichever lane you are in at In-N-Out, the other lane will go faster.

Gal: I was at In-N-Out and there were less cars in my lane, but the other lane still went faster!

Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out

by Bearadomus April 14, 2010

The Wheel of Innovation

A fictional wheel that a salesperson allows a customer to spin when the customer feels there has been an injustice, or to sweeten the "deal".

Brad: I cannot get this guy to sign a new agreement. He is mad at us for billing him too much last month, and now he want's something for free.

Ryan: Give him a couple of free spins on the wheel of innovation.

Brad: Great idea Ryan, you're the slickest manager in the midwest.

by SyntaxError3282 June 26, 2008