The Esalen Incident

In the 1970s at the Esalen Institute a group of very smart people with PhD's attempted to make a semi-scientific inquiry into the validity and robustness of living in a closed polyamorous community. The experiment failed, as despite their best intentions of seeing and interacting with everyone "equally", the typical human behaviors of favoritism, jealousy, ostracism etc broke down relationships and made it impossible to keep harmony.

Anon: "So what's going on at Esalen this decade?"
Esalen dabbler: "Some sort of female orgasm law-of-attraction empowerment training. Hope it doesn't end up like the Esalen incident."

by Aardvarkopotamus August 24, 2021

The Mandel Incident

Howie Mandel posted a prolapsed asshole on tiktok asking "is this covid related"

Gee Tom, did you hear about The Mandel Incident?

by gardenturtle63 August 3, 2022

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 6, 2023

the shit incident

once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all

A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house

"do you guys remember the shit incident?"

"kohane was so wrong for that.."

by maki!! February 11, 2023

The Roadhog Incident

The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek

Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?

by theaustinhater42069 August 8, 2023

the Lazeez incident

When you go to Lazeez shawarma and ask for no spice, but the guy behind the counter gives you the spiciest option.

The Lazeez incident

Me: bro wtf this shit is so fucking spicy i asked the guy at Lazeez for no spice

Bro: wtf let me try...... Oh bro wtf that mf fucked you over that shit so spicy

by Scoliosis king August 24, 2023

The Fortnite Incident

on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one

““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident

by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023