Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!

by Arnettia August 16, 2010

The Hamburglar

see Ben Rothwell

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!

by dkwrtw January 20, 2010

Hamburglar

this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"

A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar

by sleepingsquirrel May 6, 2009

hamburglar

A person with red hair.

You: "Hey, look at that filthy, soulless, ginger-pubed ranga over there!"

Educated Friend: "What, the hamburglar?"

by Daniel Rose August 8, 2007

hamburglar

Vlad, the Russian of White Lake

"I do not come for to ice skate, I come for to crash," said Vlad

by Chris Justin Jeremy April 1, 2005

hamburglar

Cyrus Ghahremani.

Mmmm, nothing like a good ol' quarter poun---HEY! THAT LITTLE KID JUST JACKED MY BURGER! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!

by Pee May 8, 2003

Hamburglar

A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.

This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.

by DyceMan May 20, 2010