The Goomba

The act of a man slapping another person in the face with the head of his penis (a.k.a. mushroom stamping) after giving them a good messy ass fucking, leaving a smear in the shape of a mushroom, or in this case, a Goomba. The origination of this definition comes from the mythical creature dwelling in the Mushroom Kingdom of Super Mario Brothers games. In the original game for NES, the Goomba sprite was identical to the mushroom sprite, only it was brown and had eyes.

Yeah, buddy! I totally gave her The Goomba last night! She got goomba'd.

by Mattlick July 04, 2008

goomba

A particularly fat version the italian; loves life, pinky rings, and track suits

that fat italian is a goomba

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

Goomba

A word used as an adj/noun/verb that has negative conotations

Sol is the biggest goomba I have ever seen.
Sol is the definition of goomba.

by David Suniffer February 24, 2008

goombas

New age slang word for magic mushrooms.

-I am tripping the fuck out on these goombas and shit.

by Blownbitch87231 December 24, 2008

Goomba

A short and fat black person. (derogatory)

"Ay Tony, ya seen that goomba at Satriale's?" "Man don't come at me with that bullshit, you's a goomba."

by UnkleWillie November 06, 2023

Goomba

It is a word you say when your about to kill someone or something in a game "Goomba Fuck You"

Gamer: Walks up to a enemy "Goomba Fuck You" then kill it

by Jake Harvy December 14, 2018

Goomba

A Term used to describe the male genitals, When a man has a abnormally large tip, and a very short shaft with gigantic balls, that resemble a goomba.

(Adjective) "Man Chase has a small goomba going on. All head, no shaft and massive balls"

by Rumple Foskin September 12, 2022