gas station hot

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.
by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017
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gas station milkshake

The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!
I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.
by BunNSleepBag July 12, 2020
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Gas station sushi

The act of eating out or performing oral sex on a hooker while sitting on the toilet in a gas station bathroom.
So I heard you had some great gas station sushi last night.
by ruckster holbster February 12, 2013
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Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.
Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.
by Five in tha Poo August 17, 2009
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Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.
-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!
by bryan C. July 23, 2007
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Gas Station Hotdog

Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful.
Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.
by Really not you again October 14, 2011
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Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.
by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022
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