Scare the Goat 

Phrase

A term referring to one who is overly loud or unnecessarily excited

Levi, settle down please, you’re scaring the goat!

Calm down, no reason to scare the goat

Scare the Goat by Bounceback January 25, 2024

Stuck to the goat 

When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.

I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.

Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.

Stuck to the goat by Lokie2517 April 4, 2011

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris 

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018

milk the steel goat

n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.

Dude! Did you mean to do a milk the steel goat or did you accidently swerve into traffic?

milk the steel goat by gnostic1 February 26, 2011

The Sleepy Goat 

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

The Sleepy Goat by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019

Goat in the sheep skin

Refers to being a master of your craft, and having your own distinct style, but being in a state where you haven't shown the world your true ability.

This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.

"Damn, he's the goat in the sheep skin!"

Goat in the sheep skin by Fake sheep March 31, 2021

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat 

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009