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Off the dollar 

Used to describe (typically) cheap coke done off of a dollar bill in a situation in which other means of snorting are inconvenient.
:"Hey, want a bump?"
::"Nah, man, I'm driving."
:"Just wait 'till a stop sign, it's off the dollar."
Off the dollar by OldMemes November 26, 2015

In the dollar 

Guy walks down the street says hello, in new clothes carrying expensive shopping bags. The person he says hello too smiles and says hello back, following with the compliment "Your are in the dollar aren't you?"
In the dollar by Jayro October 21, 2016

Dicks on the dollar 

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.
I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.
"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"

the million dollar man 

Also known as Ted DiBiase. A former WWF wrestler who wrestled in the 70s, 80s, and 90s who is most famous for creating the million dollar championship and his catchphrase"Everybody has a price!" He has 3 sons, all were also at one point were a professional wrestler, his son Ted DiBiase Jr. Was even signed to WWE at one point
"Everybody has a price for the million dollar man Ted Dibiase!"

Dipping into the 2 dollar fund 

When a person is so broke that they resort to spending their 2 dollar bills. Most people avoid spending 2 dollar bills because of the rarity of these bills or because of a superstitious notion.
My uncle filed for bankruptcy right after he started dipping into the 2 dollar fund.

That guy must be broke, hes dipping into the 2 dollar fund to pay for that bag of chips.

Jim: Hey man, can you let me borrow some cash? I don't want to dip into the 2 dollar fund.
Stan: Sure, I hear ya. Neither would I!