me : DUDE! guess what !!??
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!
by vagine ridar  January 21, 2008
 Get the crabsmug.
Get the crabsmug. def1: infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice 
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.
by http://anserq.net January 1, 2006
 Get the crabsmug.
Get the crabsmug. oh man, last night just when i was starting to fuck stacies mom, i saw lots of crabs in her pussy hair
by Assmaster3000 December 28, 2005
 Get the crabsmug.
Get the crabsmug. these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs.  THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.
by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003
 Get the crabsmug.
Get the crabsmug. by Rob Templin February 13, 2003
 Get the crabsmug.
Get the crabsmug. by AC December 23, 2003
 Get the crabmug.
Get the crabmug. 