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The Devils Clutch

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When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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Clutch the Diamonds!

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It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
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Clutch of the Century

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An expression used when something unexpected yet wildly exceptional happens. Used to describe a stunning accomplishment.
Friend: Brooo we both got As on our math test!
You: Clutch of the Century!
by LilReza May 1, 2019
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To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
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The Flying Clutchmen

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-The international soccer (football) team from The Netherlands. More specifically the 2010 Dutch team that reached the finals and was defeated by Spain.

-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.

-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.

-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.
Talley: "Wow that Netherlands win over Brazil was incredible!"

Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"
by Baberrius624 July 14, 2010
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clutching the pearls

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when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.
by LORD Mi EGO December 14, 2014
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