CAL

Acronym for Cock Amazingly Large

She’ll only have sex with guys that have CAL characteristics.

by Cock-A-Doodle-Do December 20, 2021

Cal

A rich asshole

Cal is such an asshole

by Thebitchiestpersonuwillevermee November 25, 2018

cal

probably the most EMO person u will ever meet. he tries to hide his emo side by calling other people emo. they r usually really stupid. their really funny and has a good sense of style.

- OMG, that guy's so EMO!!!!!

- ya he is, he's probably the most EMO guy I've ever met

- Oh ya that's Cal

by happy _cat#291 October 23, 2018

Cal

Someone who doesn't have a social life and is afraid to leave the door, Typically this person has longish hair and a child moustache.

Mark: "You going out?"
Jay: "No, I'm playing Reach"
Mark: "Don't be a Cal!"

by Bald Bear May 17, 2010

Cal

Cool cat that knows how to be a chill bro and always has some cold ones for the boys

1: That dude knows how to be a bro!
2: Yeah he’s such a Cal!

by Pale Boi April 23, 2018

cals

calories

Wow, did you see how many cals are in this soda?

by tpabay January 22, 2010

Cal

The Cal is a creature that copies the physical identity of others for its own personal entertainment, many people use its name as slang for when someone is trying to copy someone else’s choice of style and appearance

That guy looks like he’s trying to Cal that guy with the striped shirt

by Mysterious Wanderer August 6, 2019